Cole Knox
Professional Monotone Combatant // Nominee for Best Lieutenant of the Year
First to arrive at the battlefield, last to leave the war. Cole is a trained military agent sent to eradicate all sources of homosexualism. Although he seems menacing, he often enjoys conversations. His favorite phrases are "my d#ck itch" to familiar soldiers, "neckass" to address unfunny soldiers, and "keep breathing" to reoccurring, meaningless arguments. Wielding an arsenal of energy weapons to mounted weaponry, Cole is not somebody to underestimate.
